Quotes can inspire.
Bubba-quotes can entertain or…just leave me scratching my head.
Time to serve up a few. They’re perfect tidbits…when I got nothin’.
“It wasn’t the least I could do, but it was close.”
“I haven’t tried, but not for lack of effort.”
“I’m a man of few words, and fewer actions.”
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You are truly in Yogi Berra land! I love it.
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Yeah. You should see my expression when one of those pops out. To have three that were spoken all at different times work so well together, well, hey, I just got lucky!
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I didn’t know you knew my ex!!
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Hah hah. Good one!
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The first quote reminds me of “The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.”
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Never heard that one. That’s a good one. Thanks for sharing it.
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I like how sarcastic the first one is. And I think I might adopt the 3rd one.
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My favorite is the middle one. And whatever we were talking about at the time, it was particularly funny.
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Honestly, I somehow don’t entirely grasp it.
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I think that’s why it was so funny to me 😜
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I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry as I kicked him in the butt!
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I get that….
The good news is, the man behind the quotes is a good man…with a playful delight in words and word play.
When he started blurting these out I thought they were so funny–and Yogi Berra-like, as one person noted–that I started writing them down. Posting these three together do make him sound kind of, ummm, like a jerk.
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